This witty song cycle, premiered in 1998, is a setting of prose by etiquette columnist Judith Martin (Miss Manners) about attending a concert, a ballet, and other music related advice.

Contents: I. Prologue II. Manners at a Concert III. Manners at the Ballet IV. Manners for Contemporary Music V. Manners at a Church Recital VI. Manners at the Opera VII. Envoi